Sudden rush of wind against my skin;
Heartbeat quickens as geese cry
Hello traveler, welcome to my website – proof that anyone can make one. The cool thing about having your own spiffy, unprofessional website is that you can express who you really are. In real life, I’m just a nobody. Online, I’m still a nobody, but I can call myself the Queen of Loserville.
I am Di (as in diva), a devastatingly divine, deliciously pretentious daydreamer. I try to find beauty everywhere I go, and rarely fail. In fact, my beauty-finding skills have gotten so good that I’m considering trying out for the U.S.A. Olympic Mental Gymnastics team.
I’m currently employed as a Manic Pixie Dream Girl. Outside of work, I occasionally form coherent thoughts. I love eating poetry, writing chocolate, and sometimes I find myself possessed by zines.
Take this map – you may get lost in my brown eyes. Stay as long as you’d like. And be good, or else one of us is going to end up getting spanked.