Maddalena in estasi

Me: Are you happy?

Galba: I’m so happy. I don’t even have the words to express it. ... I’m exugalent.

Me: Why does god hate me?

Galba: Don’t think that way, honey. There is no god.

Galba: Ohhh! – Ohhh, baby! – Ohhh, Jesus!

Me: My name’s not Jesus!