Where is he, the man who was just like me?

Famine told me, “The universe should really consider giving you a break sometime.”


Bodhi told me he’s sorry for the pain he’s caused. I told him that this pain has already existed in me for a long time.


Galba: Something’s up with my phone. It keeps overheating.

Me: Mark Zuckerberg wants to drag you to hell with him. That’s why he made Facebook. He wants to collect people’s sins and tell them to god so he won’t be alone in eternal damnation.